Hey Bethlehem, Let’s Start a Soccer Beef

Robby Brumberg

Hey, Bethlehem: Let’s start a soccer beef

Bless your hearts, Bethlehem.

Just FYI, that’s what Southern folk say right before they’re about to launch a polite but scathing broadside at you—or, in this case, ignite a sizzling mid-tier soccer beef.

You think we’re gonna take it easy on you, just because you’re named after the birthplace of our dear sweet baby Lord and Savior? Nah, man. Let’s get this USL feud cookin’: